A Year In The Making ... Someone, Somewhere.


That time is here again - the madness that is pre-show week. 

The last two weeks before any production are pretty hectic as every aspect of the play comes together. All members of the company are running around putting the final tweaks to their particular role, and in general preparing for the get-in.  The actors are all in a state of panic that the lines and cues they have spent weeks learning won’t escape them, and for me the Producer, I have to make sure that no fish has escaped the net, and everyone is set to go.

If I am not treading the boards, I quite often stand at the back of the auditorium and watch the audience watching our productions, and wonder if they have any idea of how much work and time has gone into the next couple of hours ahead of them.   To give an example of that, here is a brief - and very much condensed - timeline for Someone, Somewhere:

25th April 2018 – Co-director Jane sent me a message saying I should listen to the radio recording of Someone Somewhere about murder victim, Jessie Earl

26th April – I listen the radio show and we both agree it would make a great play.

27th April – send an email to Toby Swift at the BBC asking for our message to be forwarded to the writer Pat Davis.

30th April – wrote a letter to John and Valerie Earl.

2nd May – Pat Davis called and we talked through our ideas.

11th May – sent a treatment to Pat Davis of our vision.

11th May – Pat emailed to say that she had spoken to John & Val (Jessie’s parents) and we had the green light to go ahead with the project.

11th May – cast Sam as Jessie.

17th May – Pat sends the original script she wrote for the radio play, Jane and I start work on turning it into a stage script.

21st May – the publicity image is created.

20th July – cast James as John.

13th August – Jane and I meet Pat in London.

16th August – Pat sends the John & Valerie interviews script.

1st October – Tickets go on sale.

3rd November – I go and visit Jessie’s grave.

21st December – the 4th draft of the script is sent to the cast.

6th January – first conversation with Zoe our costume /wig designer.

7th January 2019 – first rehearsal. Two a week from now on in.

8th January – booked the recording studio for the Belles to record the song in March. They start work on learning it.

16th January – first meeting with David our photographer and filmmaker re the projections.

16th January – first conversation with Martin our sound designer.

17th January – the final draft of the Script (number 8) approved by Pat.

18th February – I meet John and Valerie Earl.

22nd February – new script additions received from Pat.

22nd February – we film a segment and appear on BBC South East.

26th February – all tickets sold.

26th February – James, Sam and I visit the house Jessie lived in.

4th March – Version 1 of the sound cue sheet completed.

11th March – the Belles in the recording studio.

13th March – books down for the cast.

17th March – Version 1 of the lighting cue sheet completed.

25th March – full rehearsal with tech & the Belles.

27th March – technical run.

5th April – 1st get in.

6th April – 2nd get in.

7th April – 3rd get in and full technical rehearsal.

8th April – dress rehearsal.

9th April – opening night.

So there you have it, a brief insight into the last twelve months. There has been much more going on during that time, but for fear of spoilers, and privacy I have deliberately not included them on the timeline.

Excuse me while I go and lie down.

The Flint Street Nativity ... The Truth Behind The Teatowel

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Whilst working on The Flint Street Nativity (our forthcoming Christmas production that opens in just over two weeks). I came across an interesting article by the playwright Tim Firth about how he came to write the piece. Well worth a read.


Come Christmas there are always those cynics who decry infant nativities as pointless charades, championed only by hypocrites seeking to inoculate themselves against hedonism with a brief intravenous of 'meaning'. What lessons, they ask, are to be learned in the modern age from plodding formation of a tableaux by kids trying to work out what a 'virgin's womb' is and how not to 'abhor' it. The answer is 'numerous and trenchant' lessons for all concerned; not in the table itself but rather in the telling.

For time-starved teachers at the end of term, the casting of a nativity is an object lesson in social engineering and appeasement. In the darkest vaults of each infant school is an unspoken template which can be slapped on any class register: MARY - give it to the girl whose parents are the most trouble. JOSEPH - the docile bay who is happy being led round like a Victorian orphan but would protest at being the donkey. DONKEY - give it to the kid who doesn't mind being a donkey. (There is always one of these and chances are they will achieve the greatest happiness in later life). GABRIEL - give it to the girl who could've been Mary but whose parents were less trouble. SHEPHERDS - any child who won't go on without their best friend. WISE MEN - any child who won't go on without their best friend but can also be trusted to carry out a simple motor function when glared at. STAR OF BETHLEHEM - save this for the child is odds-on to back out at the last minute. No-one misses the star. NARRATORS - these are your Corinthian pillars. Choose wisely or, best, get the NNEB to read the part in.

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During my research for The Flint Street Nativity, teachers divulged more than one occasion of mums asking staff to share out the Mary role, suggesting they alternate Marys between matinee and evening performance and in one case during the course of the show. Having adults play children in a comedy built around the direct results of such mentalities was my attempt to portray how the membrane separating the world of adults from that of children is never thinner that during a nativity. On stage, children act like adults whilst in the audience adults see with infantile jealousies. In a world where school football touchlines are peppered with proto-Mourinhos bawling out refs for not helping their kids side win, and where parents swap schools at the first whiff of negative comment it's a refreshing slap in the face to know there is, and will only ever be, one Mary. The children play adults, but it is the adults who are forced to grow up.

The stinging lesson learned first-hand by children prepares them for one of the toughest issues they will ever have to face in adulthood. which is this: the part you end up in life with may not be the part you feel you deserve. The dock leaf to the sting, however, is that very often what you thought to be the best part turns out not to be so. When I was four I was taken to the nativity at my future infant school. Could I tell you now one thing about Mary or Joseph> No chance. Do I still remember the donkey turning to one side halfway through and shouting from inside his head:" BLOODY HELL MISSIS QUIRK IT'S HOT IN HERE"? Killer line at the right time and you will steal the show/board meeting/political summit.

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The following year, now an infant, I felt I was a shoe-in for the part of Joseph following a very promising (ie loud) recitation about our sheepdog. Tragically loomed in the form of a school teacher on secondment. He took over the nativity and reset it amongst kids who were 'in the neighbourhood of Bethlehem at the time'. Now this was in the days before social inclusion had seen a marked rise in secular nativities along the 'Reindeer Who Got Lost' line. Not only did this trendy angle totally nuke the part of Joseph, but it meant that I no longer stood a chance of holding the hand of Mary, a babe who fancied my best mate. Consumed with injustice, during the holiday I wrote my first three-minute play for assembly. In short, I owe the whole idea of my ever becoming a playwright to the nativity, not out of any desire for self-expression but rather out of desire for a girl and her cardigan, sweet with Lenor. I cast myself as the handsome prince, Mary as the princess and my best mate as the arse end of the dragon.

Thirty-odd years later, repeatedly dragged earthwards by fear of failure, I look back to that nativity and the lesson it taught me of free-wheeling, ruthless, single-mindedness. I have never attained such singularity since. There are plenty of lessons to be learnt in an infant nativity, they're just not all on stage. And they're not all about love and peace. Tim Firth

Tickets are flying out of the stable door for this production so be sure not to miss out!

The Flint Street Nativity is on at the Lamb Theatre in Eastbourne’s Old Town, tickets left for 3 performances only: Dec 2nd, 7th and 8th  Click here for more information and to book tickets.